when someone gives you a compliment and says you’re beautiful I want you to shove that compliment so far up your ass that by the time you wake up the next morning it’ll by on the tip of your tongue and the first thing you say when you look in the mirror it “I’m beautiful.”
I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell
it’s so cold outside, almost colder than my heart
no, that is impossible. outside degrees go as far as freezing temperature, but a normal human body stays at approx 98 degrees fahrenheit or 37.0 degrees celsius. please stop spreading lies.
the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right